Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...