Homework
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...