Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox