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A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Microsoft versus GM
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Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Country Song Titles
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Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.