Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...