Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...