The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...