Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!