Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.