Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.