Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...