What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Changing of the English Language
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Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
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Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...