Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...