Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...