Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...