Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...