LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...