Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...