Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...