Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...