A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!