Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...