Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...