New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Guide to Religions.
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A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...