The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...