Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...