I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...