What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...