Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.