Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...