Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...