A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…