Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...