The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...