Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...