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A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
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Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
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Recipe for Banana Bread
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Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
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You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...