How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Worm your way out of that one!
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Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked