Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.