The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...