Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...