How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.