There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!