Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
A tight travel budget
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Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...