…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.