Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...