The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...