A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...