Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...