Free drinks for everyone
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Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Ant and a grasshopper
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How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...