Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...